Dear Readers,
This is Jessie. And I've come to announce that I'm hopping mad at Summer!!!
Mostly because of the last thing I heard come out of her mouth!!!!
And now her horrible words have become this really bad rumor.
Thankfully, Noah has chosen to ignore it all.
(For a guy, he really is an awesome best friend.....)
It's horrible. I walked through the hallway and pinned to my locker was this note--
"Jessie loves Noah."
I admit it. I about puked!!
The next time I went to my locker the note was gone. I was pretty sure it had been Noah. Thanks, buddy. I owe you one.
Every time I saw Summer, she was just glaring fiercely at me. I kind of wondered why. I mean, I suppose she might LIKE Noah, but I would think that that stinky Maurice was more of her type, if you know what I mean...
Either way, when school ended I sprinted out the door, running into Mom's waiting car and yelled, "STEP ON IT, MOM!!!"
When I explained the whole situation, Mom admitted there wasn't anything she could do.
Me: Are you serious?
Mom: Uh, yeah...
Me: Can't you like talk to the principal or something?!
Mom: What can he do about it?! You can't make a whole school stop talking about something!!
Me: What about the Nazis?!
Mom: Jessie, what about them?
Me: Well, they made people stop reading Jewish books and whatever, so I think that the principal could...
Mom: Jessie, this isn't 1940!!
Me: I know...
Mom: You're just going to have to grin and bear.
Me: Grin and bear it?! More like PUKE and bear it!! It's embarrassing!! He's just my best friend. Can't they get over it?
Mom: Apparently not....
Isn't this awful?!
Maybe you could have her disappear again... B-) =D ;^)
ReplyDeleteWHAT?! WHY!?
DeleteOoo, yeah, that's pretty bad. :P But also really funny (no offense)! :D
ReplyDeletehaha yeah.... =D
DeleteMaybe if you give Noah your sandwich all the rumors will stop...
ReplyDeletepost script: okay, I promise, I'll stop talking about giving Noah your sandwich now. ;D
haha OK =D
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