Hey, this is Jessie!!
Well, ever since the "newspaper rebuke" (=P) I've been carrying a camera around everywhere and snapping pictures. What do you guys think of these??
Oh, stink, it's not letting me upload. Sorry. =P
Anyway, so I've got news on the baby.
I mean, Willie.
(Don't remember him being called Willie? Skip over here.)
Anyway, so Mom and Dad have just been ecstatic over Willie. And Mom's got a bump now. I think he's supposed to be due in June or something like that. Anyway, I'm excited. Soon I'll be Jessie, the crazy and dramatic older sister!!! :) Yay!!!!!!
This morning Noah called me to talk about Willie.
Noah: So, like, what's he like?
Me: Noah, duh, he hasn't been born yet. I have no idea what he's like. Baby cuteness?
Noah: haha, very funny.
Me: Well, you said it...
Noah: Anyway, you'll let me know when Willie comes, right? I feel like I'm his uncle or something.
Me: *snorts* His uncle? Are you kidding? That would mean that like..... oh my gosh I'm going to puke....
Noah: What's wrong?
Noah: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean an uncle like THAT!
Me: I hope not.
Noah: Of course not.
Me: *glares even though he can't see it* Yeah, well, I'll let you PRETEND that you're his uncle, OK?
Noah: Wait a sec. If I was his uncle, it would not be like I was married to you!
Me: *pauses* Oh, right, duh. He's my brother.
Noah: I'd have to be his brother-in-law.
Me: Which isn't happening.
Me: Anyway, so.... yeah, I'll call you once Willie's born.
Noah: Can I go with you guys to the hospital?
Me: Noah, I don't think you're going to be with us. Besides, who's going to drive you over? Your mom? She works.
Noah: I'll walk.
Me: To the hospital. On probably a school day.
Noah: Yeah, sure. I'll fake puking, so they'll let me out of school.
Me: Don't you think they'll get suspicious when you just walk off down the sidewalk?
Noah: Jessie, they'd take me back to my house and then when they're gone I can just walk to the hospital. It's foolproof!
Me: *snorts* I doubt it. What if they watch your house?
Noah: What do you think they are, the FBI?
Me: Hey, I read a book once about librarians being spies... anyway...
Noah: What?! Seriously?
Me: Yeah, it was called the Brixton Brothers series. ANYWAY, we'll figure out something. Either way, you'll eventually see Willie.
Noah: OK. Hey, I gotta go. Bye!
And if you want to hear more about the Brixton Brothers, I can badger Storyteller until she writes a book review. ;)