Friday, August 3, 2012

The Musical Styles of Hiyashe, Magoomie, and Kata

Everybody's got a water buffalo,
Yours is fat but mine is slow
Where you get them I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo


Everybody's got a baby kangaroo
Yours is pink but mine is blue
Where you get them I don't got a clue
But everybody's got a baby kangaroo


Everybody's got a baby elephant,
Yours is chocolate mine is mint, 
Hiding in your bellybutton lint,
Everybody's got a baby elephant!


Everybody's got a grizzly bear,
Yours likes porridge mine don't care,
He'd rather sit in Goldilock's chair,
Everybody's got a grizzly bear!


Everybody's got a baby ostrich,
To own one you must be rich,
Be careful or he'll scratch your itch,
Everybody's got a baby ostrich!


Everybody's got a baby dude,
Yours is fat but mine is rude,
They're always in a really bad mood, 
Nobody wants to have a baby dude!

Everybody's got a baby pig,
Yours is buff and mine is big,
Nobody wants a pigskin wig,
But everybody's got a baby pig!

Everybody's got a baby skunk,
Yours is rad and mine's a punk,
With their colors they're a hunk,
Everybody's got as baby skunk!

Everybody's got a baby chipmunk,
Yours sings great while mine is junk,
Christmas is always a slam dunk,
Everybody's got a baby chipmunk!

Everybody's got a baby aardvark,
Yours is light but mine is dark,
If you strike them they will spark,
Everybody's got a baby aardvark!

Everybody's got a brontosaurus,
Their scaly skin is orange and porus,
When they scream they go hoarse (pronounced horus),
Everybody's got a brontasaurous!

Everybody's got a baby penguin,
Yours is chubby mine is thin,
They like to sit upon their kin,
Everybody's got a baby penguin!

Everybody's got a baby platypus,
Yours is strong and mine's a wuss,
When they don't get their way they put up a fuss,
Everybody's got a baby platypus!

Everybody's got an orangutan,
Yours is good and mine's insane,
From hairy arms in a tree they hang,
Everybody's got an orangutan!

Everybody's got a chimpanzee,
Yours is clean and mines dirty (dir-tee!),
Wherever they please they go wee wee,
Everybody's got a chimpanzee!

Everybody's got a baby giraffe,
Yours is funny, makes mine laugh,
They smile when you take a photograph,
Everybody's got a baby giraffe!

Everybody's got a baby Sasquatch,
Yours is dumb can't read a watch,
We'll turn you in taped up in scotch,
Everybody's got a baby Sasquatch!

Everybody's got a boa constrictor,
Yours is Sam and mine is Victor,
They get scared when it's 8 on the rictor,
Everybody's got a boa constrictor!

Everybody's got a baby armadillo,
Yours likes pudding, mine likes jello,
They like to sleep on a pink fluffy pillow,
Everybody's got a baby armadillo!

Everybody's got a baby sage grouse,
Yours has a flea and mine has a louse,
They're not welcome in my house,
Everybody's got a baby sage grouse!

Everybody's got a water moccasin,
I like to poke min with a pin,
Once he's dead I throw him in a bin,
Everybody's got a water moccasin!

Everybody's got a baby tapeworm,
Yours is permanent, mine's short-term,
In your colon they like to squirm,
Everybody's got a baby tapeworm!

Everybody's got a baby leech,
Yours is the pits and the mine's the peach,
When they suck your blood you start to screech,
Everybody's got a baby leech!

Everybody's got a baby cockroach,
Yours is bad and needs reproach,
On my property don't encroach,
Everybody's got a baby cockroach!

Everybody's got a baby liverfluke,
Yours is great and mine makes me puke,
To irradiate yours we'll have to nuke,
Everybody's got a baby liverfluke!

Everybody's got a baby panda,
Too much bamboo they're gonna expanda,
They get so big they don't fit on the veranda,
Everybody's got a baby panda!

Everybody's got a baby piranha,
Yours east flora mine eats fauna,
Before you jump in check your sauna,
Everybody's got a baby piranha!

Everybody's got a baby mosquito,
Yours like flesh mine likes Cheetos,
Drawing blood no one can veto,
Everybody's got a baby mosquito!

Everybody's got a billy goat,
Yours eat dresses mine eats coats,
When I see him doing that I want to slit his throat,
Everybody's got a billy goat!

Everybody's got a baby lemur,
Yours is quiet mine's a screamer,
Yours is thick just like a femur,
Everybody's got a baby lemur!

Everybody's got a paramecium,
Yours is smart and mine is dumb,
Mine still comes and sucks his thumb,
Everybody's got a paramecium!

Everybody's got a rainbow trout,
Yours is slender mine is stout,
When he loses he does pout,
Everybody's got a rainbow trout!

Everybody's got a pterodactyl,
Yours will laugh and mine with cackle,
When playing football they will tackle,
Everybody's got a pterodactyl!

Nobody wants a baby girl,
They're so ugly they make you hurl,
In the toilet they do swirl,
Nobody wants a baby girl!

Nobody wants a baby boy,
They're ugly, mean, and they annoy,
When I see them I say "oh joy",
Nobody wants a baby boy!

Everybody's got a baby t-rex,
Yours likes trail mix and mines likes chex,
Their meaty muscles they do flex,
Everybody's got a baby t-rex!

Everybody's got a porcupine,
Yours likes to cry and mine likes to whine,
Their pokey quills in sunlight shine,
Everybody's got a porcupine!

Everybody's got a baby turtle,
Yours wears a slip mine wears a girdle,
Over little sticks they can hurdle,
Everybody's got a baby turtle!

Everybody's got a unicorn (in this version, un-E-corn),
Yours likes chicken mine popcorn,
If they eat too much they get forlorn,
Everybody's got a unicorn!

Everybody's got a baby nessy (loch ness monster),
Yours is clean and mine is messy,
They wear clothes that are dressy,
Everybody's got a baby nessy!

Everybody's got a wolverine,
Yours is nice and mine is mean,
If you're smart you won't feed them beans,
Everybody's got a wolverine!

Everybody's felt niagara falls,
I bet you're thinking of fruit stand walls, (haha, personal joke) ;)
Who'll be the first into the stalls,
Everybody's felt niagara falls!

Nobody likes a naughty deacon,
Their evilness shines like a bright yellow beacon,
Because of their sin the church will weaken,
Nobody likes a naughty deacon!

Nobody likes a bloody nose,
ESpecially when it sprays like a hose,
We really hope yours soon goes,
Nobody likes a bloody nose!

That's all for now!!!! Hope you guys like that!!! That was some of our creativity. :) Just to say, Hisyashe, Magoomie, and Kata are some of our names in Japanese. Mine is Magoomie. Later gator!

Magoomie =D

5 comments:

  1. Just to say, this is to the tune of "The Waterbuffalo" from Veggie Tales. If you don't know what that is, please look it up on YouTube!

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    1. Yeah, I know! We made it on the drives. :)

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  3. Awesome:-) I know that song:-D "Silly Songs with Larry."

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    1. Thanks!! It took us a few days to make those. =D haha Yep! I was hoping you guys would know the tune!! :) Bye!
      *Magoomie*

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